shegufta:

Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

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oragala:

I love the shitty comic sans valentines, because it’s like… A recurring meme. I can look forward to it, knowing that every Valentine’s Day without fail I can enjoy some high quality memes

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webpaiges:

for halloween can i be your girlfriend

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naturalkornkillers:

honestly i cannot wait for fall im gonna fuck a leaf

(via ameliastardust)

• me: fight me
• them: (ง •̀_•́)ง
• me: ... ᕕ(╯°□°)ᕗ

just-shower-thoughts:

Contractions are the ultimate push notifications.

carazhan:

me: (is lonely)

me: (doesnt know how to reach out to friends without coming off as needy)

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shittyidea:

Mirrored urinals so you can see if someone’s waiting to go after you

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